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Orange Prize sick of weepiness

The Orange Prize longlist is out, and the judges are complaining it was a miserable time going through the books. Oh, I see. This is just an English thing. Thanks for paying me to be a high profile arbiter of taste: you all suck. Got it. Here’s chair Daisy Goodwin complaining:
To book lovers, it might appear to be a delicious, if demanding, treat – the opportunity to devour more than 100 novels by women writers and award one of them the prestigious Orange prize.
But the chair of this year’s judging panel has launched a stinging criticism of the current “grim” crop of women’s fiction – complaining that female authors appear to have suffered a collective sense of humour failure.
“There’s not been much wit and not much joy, there’s a lot of grimness out there,” Daisy Goodwin, the author and TV producer, told the Guardian. “There are a lot of books about Asian sisters. There are a lot of books that start with a rape. Pleasure seems to have become a rather neglected element in publishing.”
Reading the 129 entries to this year’s competition had sometimes driven Goodwin to despair, she said, as she revealed this year’s longlist. “I think the misery memoir has had its day, but there are an awful lot of books out there which had not a shred of redemption in them. I’m more of a light and shade person and there does need to be some joy, not just misery.”
“I was surprised at how little I laughed … and the ones where there was humour were much appreciated I can tell you.”
I’d like to point out than an old ‘Ninja friend, Laila Lalami, formerly of the Moorish Girl blog, is on the list for her book, Secret Son, which I haven’t had time to get into yet. My loss. But now there’s an urgency here. I smells a shortlist a-comin’.

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. "
Wilson Mizner

Random picks

  • There's something haunting about Corey Campbell's "Pool." It's one of those stories in which not much seems to be happening but which also seems somehow to stick one's skin, sliding over you like water, so that it's not so easy to get off. The piece centers on a young woman named Darla who is fairly new in a relationship with Jon, a man who is good enough for now but who she has no intentions of sticking with. Trevor and Mandy are friends, married, and even younger than Darla.
  • What is it that makes for a good marriage? The narrator in this story moves from wife to wife, one a boozer, one young, and so on. In one telling passage, the narrator recounts having an apartment where he realizes the person above him has figured out the arrangement of his furniture and is mimicking his each move. Creepy, I suppose, but I can't help but think the narrator is making some kind of comment about marriage, about being known so intimately that there is no escaping surveillance. Read the story here at Web del Sol.
  • Bear Says If you put in quarters, the bear robot juggles plastic eggs to the tune of “Teddy Bear Picnic.” When the music cuts out, he freezes and drops the balls. The first one to drop falls down the machine’s chute into the tiny chamber under the quarter slot. You take out the egg, crack it open and read your fortune. That’s how it works. The bear wears a party hat. I frequent this machine the first of every month. I do not know how I would feel if I did not do it because I always do it. Maybe it wouldn’t feel any different. There is really no reason to ask stupid questions. It’s 50 cents...
  • Therese here to introduce a book authors have needed for a long time: What To Do Before the Book Launch by authors M.J. Rose and Randy Susan Meyers. I was given a copy of this to preview months back, and was thrilled to provide an endorsement: Dripping with the wisdom authors gain after years of [...]
  • I've never been sure how to reconcile the fact that I'm a pacifist with the fact that I'm a major American Civil War geek. Though I'm a major geek, I'm not a Major -- that is, I don't participate in any Union or Confederate reenactment brigade. But I've been to many reenactments since the 150th anniversary of the USA Civil War began on April 12, 2011: First Manassas, Second Manassas, Ox Hill, Chancellorsville. I would join a brigade if I could get over the embarrassment of explaining it to my friends. And if I could square it with being a...

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