"Classic- a book which people praise and don't read."
It's hard to talk about sometimes, as there's much I have to keep to myself. You don't tend to take the credit for any of your own original work, or anything you've added either, in each case that you're a ghost writer.
It has been said that a monkey, randomly typing away on a typewriter (in the days when typewriters replaced the pen or plume as the preferred instrument of writing) could re-create Shakespeare-- but only if it lived long enough (this is known as the infinite monkey theorem).